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Meme #4 - How Dumb Are You?

If you are 0 - 10%, you are not dumb.
If you are 11 - 25%, you are a little dumb.
If you are 26 - 50%, you are moderately dumb.
If you are 51 - 75%, you are pretty dumb.
If you are 76 - 100%, you are really dumb.

Underline the statements that apply to you in one way or another.
Tally up your number of underlined sentences.
Multiply that number by 2 to get your percentage.

You have walked into a wall.
You have walked into a glass/screen door on more than one occasion.
You have tripped on your own shoelace and fell.
You have choked on your spit and thought you were gonna die.
You have seen the Matrix a few times and still don't get it.
You pushed a door that read pull.
You type only with your two pointer fingers.
You have accidently caught something on fire.
You find Aqua Teen Hunger Force hillarious.
You have told a cop to eff off and got screwed for it.
You have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into your nose/eye, rather than your mouth.
Sometimes when you think of something funny, you laugh out loud and people look at you weird.
You have caught yourself drooling on several occassions.
You have accidently caused an explosion.
If someone says the word "poop" you can't help but laugh for five minutes straight.
You have turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
You have been in a car accident simply because you weren't paying attention.
You have been caught driving drunk.
Sometimes you just ... stop thinking.
You've tried to lick your elbow.
After answering that you tried to lick your elbow.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
People often tell you to use your "inside voice"
Food has fallen out of your mouth while talking.
You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have eaten a bug for $5 or less.
You have puked in your boyfriend/girlfriend's car.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You repost chain letters because you're scared of what they threaten will happen if you don't.
You have fallen down the stairs before.
You have peed your pants at an age higher then ten.
You have ran around naked/almost naked when you were drunk.
You accidently break a lot of things.
You admire George W. Bush's intelligence.
Your friends know not to use big words on you.
You cock your head to the side when you're confused.
You sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what you were talking about.
You have fallen out of a chair before.
When you're laying in bed, you sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
You are/were in special ed.
You take ADD medication.
You don't get it.
You looked 'it' up on Dictionary.com.
You had to count your total more than once before you could get the final number.

Total: 19/50 - 38%

Safire is moderately dumb.

Last updated: June 15, 2010